Her Majesty the Queen likes anal sex according to her corgi Vulcan.
Speaking in response to his unusual behaviour of late, Vulcan said 'I know it footage of me I seem exciteable. But that's only because once the cameras are off I know I am in for a good time.'
He continued 'Lizzy will lean forward against her bureau and lift her skirt and expose herself to me. It's like a babboon in that way, plus her arse is unusually swollen and red.'
'The first time I was about to enter her and she just said 'No, no. Higher.' So in I went. She likes it when my knot goes in. She coos like a dove. I won't deny there is an element of class warfare for me, but it is entirely consensual.'
The Queen's spokesman said that her Majesty's proclivities are a matter for her alone and did we know where he could buy poppers.