The in-laws of a man have acted reasonably and pleasantly it was announced today.
Colin Miles, 37 of the Wirral said 'Usually they impose themselves. They use emotional blackmail, unreasonable demands and outright lies to manipulate my wife and I into generally being their slaves.'
He continued 'On friday they invited us around for dinner. And they didn't want anything in return. It was a perfectly pleasant evening. It properly freaked me out.'
Professor Charles Langtree of Felchfield Polytechnic had this to say with regards the phenomenon.
'Once every blue moon, with a spring tide, partial eclipse and aurora borealis, in-laws remeber they are humam and should treat their offspring and their partners as human being.'
'But they soon go back to being twats.'