The appearence on Sunday Brunch of Danny Dyer has lead to any TV tuned in to the show exploding it has emerged.
We spoke to the chief designers of Samsung and Sony to ask what has happened.
Lee Soo Park of Samsung said 'This is something that effects all modern TVs.'
He continued 'This is because of the CPS system. That is, the Cunt Protection Service.'
Han Cho of Sony picked up the story. 'People generally live lives of drudgery. The last thing they need is a life populated by cunts.'
'The CPS system analyses the pixels and if more than one massive twat appears on screem at once, the screen explodes. This is to protect you, the consumer, from ranting uncontrollably at the sheer number of bell ends on TV.'
'It keeps your blood pressure low and keeps you healthier. It's an essential service we feel.'