People who have normal or low BMI generally suffer from low mood it was revealed today.
Previously thought to be the obese who had more depressive tendencies, the constant calorie counting and gym attendance takes its toll.
Fitness freak Julie Green said of the news 'It doesn't surprise me. I spend 2 hours a day slogging my guts out to maintain this figure. Then I leave the gym and there in KFC are bigger, happier people.'
'I wish I liked fried chicken. I should become obsessive about that instead.'
Steve Johnson, one of the chicken eaters said 'Life's too short. When you're feeling a bit low, sod the exercise. Get a pizza down your neck.'
'I recommend a double pepperoni. It's a vat of meaty, cheesey goodness.'
Ms. Green said she was willing to try the unhealthy food. 'I am tired of being tired. I'm such a miserable fuck. Give me that donner kebab, fuck it, I'm sold.'