The Big Friendly Giant has selected Lake Windermere to be his birthing pool it was announced today.
The BFG has been pregnant for the past 12 years and is due to give birth later this month.
It is not unusual for male giants to give birth. The BFG was reportedly pregnant once before but it turned out to be a massive shit.
Local officials at the Lake District National Park said 'We are honoured the BFG was selected Windermere as his birthing pool.'
They continued 'We are just hopeful that there isn't the usual carnage when a male giant gives birth. It is quite a clean up operation when the birthing process blows his cock off.'
The BFG was unavailable for comment on account of being a drawing.