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Nigel Färâgé has made a similar admission to Nichola Sturgeon it was announced.
After the SNP leader acknowledged that she did indeed cut the hair off a Sindy doll, a secret pact was activated.
Prior to the election, all nationalist parties (SNP, UKIP, Plaid Cymru, DUP) signed an agreement that any childhood embarrasments to one leads to similar revelations from others.
Leanne Wood, Plaid leader, has admitted she pulled her sisters hair. And Peter Robinson, DUP leader, said he snapped an arm off his brothers Action Man.
But Färâgé's admission was certainly unexpected.
'I found my dad's drill' he said.
'So I took my sister's My Little Pony and drilled a hole in its arse and put my cock in it.'
'It got stuck and I had to have my penis surgically removed. I've been furious ever since.'
Noticing the discrepancy in Mr. Fàrågê's age and the existence of My Little Pony we asked when this happened.
'Oh 1987. I was 23 at the time. And my sister was 21.'
'And she kept pulling Lion-O's head off too the little bitch.'
'Now excuse me. I've got to go and see if I can get my Iron Man action figure to fuck Captain America.'