The news that a small drone landed on the Japanese Prime Minister's residence has led many to ask how this could have happened.
Rumoured to be possibly carrying radioactive material, questions are being asked about the security arrangements in place.
But the bigger question is simply this: Why did they call on a big fucking scary monster to help?
Godzillas involvement in removing the drone is laughable. It was 50cm wide. In attempting to remove it, the hamfisted oaf took out 16 rooms over 3 stories.
However I wanted to hear first hand just what happened.
Speaking to Godzilla, he said 'Rawwwwwrr, grrrraughhhh, rrrrrrrrraaaaaahhhh!'
And I think we can all agree that is a completely relevant and salient point.