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| The Crashinator |
The Daily Mail has announced the results of research it has conducted.
Using a sample size of one person called Paul Dacre, Editor of the Daily Mail, they announced 'Our research has thrown up shocking results.'
'Merely mentioning Ed Milliband's name inside you house reduces its value by 40%'
They continued 'Ed Miliband also gives you cancer.'
'Our sample showed this to be 100% true by way of telling us and not proving it.'
'It is the same, rock solid, rigorous methodology we use for any story about the left, brown people, foreigners and women.'
'Sounds concrete to us.'
Using a sample size of one person called Paul Dacre, Editor of the Daily Mail, they announced 'Our research has thrown up shocking results.'
'Merely mentioning Ed Milliband's name inside you house reduces its value by 40%'
They continued 'Ed Miliband also gives you cancer.'
'Our sample showed this to be 100% true by way of telling us and not proving it.'
'It is the same, rock solid, rigorous methodology we use for any story about the left, brown people, foreigners and women.'
'Sounds concrete to us.'