Running 26 miles in one go is no longer worthy of people's awe it was announced.
Jeff Tramel, 41 of Droitwich said 'This is my first ever Marathon and I raised over £12,000 for the British Heart Foundation.'
He continued 'I expected a heroes welcome today at work with balloons and cake and women asking me to sign their tits.'
'But instead my boss just patted me on the back, said well done and reminded me my monthly KPI report was due in last tuesday.'
'It's all fucking Izzard and Walliams's fault.'
'If those famous twats hadn't run 9 million back to back marathons and swam to the moon I'd be buried between Judy Marston's 38G's by now.'
'But nooooo, I've only ran one marathon.'
'Bastards.'
Jeff Tramel, 41 of Droitwich said 'This is my first ever Marathon and I raised over £12,000 for the British Heart Foundation.'
He continued 'I expected a heroes welcome today at work with balloons and cake and women asking me to sign their tits.'
'But instead my boss just patted me on the back, said well done and reminded me my monthly KPI report was due in last tuesday.'
'It's all fucking Izzard and Walliams's fault.'
'If those famous twats hadn't run 9 million back to back marathons and swam to the moon I'd be buried between Judy Marston's 38G's by now.'
'But nooooo, I've only ran one marathon.'
'Bastards.'