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| The Bonobo known as Ian Brown |
A reportage item yesterday based in Manchester failed to use 'Fools Gold' by The Stone Roses as it's background music.
Manchester City Council have already began legal proceedings.
'Our arrangement with national broadcasters is any piece based in our city must lead in with Fools Gold. We will permit on rare occasions The Charming Man by The Smiths as a back up piece.'
Stone Roses front man and professional monkey impersonator Ian Brown said 'Apart from doing the children's parties that's my only source of income.'
'If the BBC start using some fucking Black Grape I'll fucking have them.'