Every election manifesto released this year can only manage to reach page four at best with actual content.
Studying the manifestos released so far, our researcher, who has since been sent home after an overdose of caffeine tablets and cocaine, made a startling discocery.
Knowing thay nobody actually reads manifestos, most of the pages just have pictures of middle class families looking happy with randomly typed characters all over their faces.
They all switched to Wingdings from page four onwards and our researcjer confirmed after his long, stimulant filled night, that none of it translates to meaningful text.
'It's a pile of unintelligible shit. And then the wingdings start. Can I go to hospital please?' he said.
Studying the manifestos released so far, our researcher, who has since been sent home after an overdose of caffeine tablets and cocaine, made a startling discocery.
Knowing thay nobody actually reads manifestos, most of the pages just have pictures of middle class families looking happy with randomly typed characters all over their faces.
They all switched to Wingdings from page four onwards and our researcjer confirmed after his long, stimulant filled night, that none of it translates to meaningful text.
'It's a pile of unintelligible shit. And then the wingdings start. Can I go to hospital please?' he said.