Ed Miliband is now so cool he rolls foot long spliffs whilst discussing socialist philosophy it has emerged.
After spending the night at Russell Brand's house, Mr Brand was keen to share their insights.
'We discussed a new paradigm in which the populace acts as a homogenous social grouping intent on collective reorganisation of the post-war laissez-faire financial reckage of an enslaved capitalist society.'
'Only with a free flowing idea stream can society re-engineer a philosophy based on mutualism and dependent existentialism.'
Mr. Miliband was asked for his thoughts.
'I have no fucking idea what he's saying but that was fucking good skunk! Anyone fancy a Maccies?'
After spending the night at Russell Brand's house, Mr Brand was keen to share their insights.
'We discussed a new paradigm in which the populace acts as a homogenous social grouping intent on collective reorganisation of the post-war laissez-faire financial reckage of an enslaved capitalist society.'
'Only with a free flowing idea stream can society re-engineer a philosophy based on mutualism and dependent existentialism.'
Mr. Miliband was asked for his thoughts.
'I have no fucking idea what he's saying but that was fucking good skunk! Anyone fancy a Maccies?'