Greek God Poseidon has said he will offer vast wealth to anyone who can find Trident for him.
'It's been missing for some years and anyone who finds it can have a boatload of cash.' he said.
'I was having a good old chat with Finn McCool on his causeway in Northern Ireland and he asked if he could borrow it.'
'You know what it's like when you lend something to a friend. You never get it back. Apparently he wanted to see how far he could throw it so chucked it in the general direction of Glasgow but it fell into a loch.'
'And he's still got my lawnmower.'