Last nights premier of the new TV sensation 'Passive Aggressive Cage Fighting' was a land mark point for modern television.
Two steroid filled muscle masses circled each other menacingly before releasing a torrent of sarcasm into each others faces.
Mike 'The Aggregator' Stone, 280lbs of pure whey powder said 'I see your mum chose your clothes tonight. Nice.'
A devastating blow. But he wasnt to be outdone by his opponent, Helen 'The Pollenator' Flowers.
'No, my loving husband chose this outfit for me. How's your wife? Oh I forgot, she left you for someone who isnt suffering from tiny steroid willy.'
This continued all night, blow after blow until Flowers landed the knockout punch by saying that Stone's fake tan was streakier than a cheap cut of bacon. Stone broke down in tears and the bout was over.
Next week a man from Bristol insists he isn't a farmer and a cockney is unable to speak without using rhyming slang.