After the tedium of Question Time which amounted to the 3 leaders answering questions by reading their manifestos out loud, the general public has declared they are worse than the Bee Gees.
Ash Kennedy, 36 from Coventry said 'Never has I seen 3 men more annoying.'
'Cameron was like the bald one, all dull and boring and unsure exactly what he did in the band.'
'Miliband was the one who wore glasses and had a wonky gob. You can listen but you can't take your eyes of his features.'
'And Clegg was like the hairy Lion one. All meaningful and earnest but with a beautiful coiffure you can't take seriously.'
He continued. 'Their voices were shrill and annoying too. The similarities couldn't be more pronounced.'
'Of course two of the Bee Gees are dead.'
'I'm not suggesting in any way that I would like two of the leaders to be dead.'
'Ok, yes I am. Just fucking die will you. At least one of you. Or fuck off a long, long way. Probably Cameron.'