An Air France flight flying over Cameroon missed a mountain yesterday.
In a habit that is reminiscent of news editors desperately trying to create stories similar to previous events, journalists scrambled to infer this could have been the next Germanwings disaster.
However no similarity can be inferred other than by bored journalists each wanking themselves dry in a dark room over the prospect of another juicy disaster.
In other news, many cars didn't crash. Many trains didn't derail. And almost every person on the planet breathed in and out in a rhythmic manner.
Tomorrow, the tide is expected to come in. And, indeed, go back out again.