The Boeing 787 Dreamliner could become the stuff of nightmares according to the latest reports.
If the engine management system is left on for too many days, it will crash and the engines will fail.
'That would be fun mid - flight' said Captain Malcolm Harris of Air Atlantic.
'Why has nobody found this out before now? Is it just sheer luck that until now nobody left this system running this long?'
He continued 'The 787 has been plagued by problems. The batteries overheat all the time and burst into flames. Now the engines stop at random intervals.'
'Will somebody please ban these flying deathtraps? I'm not setting foot on the bastard thing ever again.'