Harlow Tory candidate and former MP, Robert Halfon, is baffled by the lack of enthusiasm from commuters after spending the last month trying to hitch a ride to Westminster.
Halfon spends five hours a day sat next to the A414 with his thumb in the air, eyeing up drivers.
Complaining about the lack of interest, Halfon said: “I just don’t understand it. I voted against the gays, against peasants getting more money, against capping rail fares and voted for those lazy cripples to be evicted if they don't pay up."
“None of these fuckers will give me a lift. It was only the other week I had Eric Pickles here opening a kebab shop. What more do these people want?"
“I just don’t get it. That blonde bird from BuzzFeed thought I was the dog’s bollocks.”
Halfon spends five hours a day sat next to the A414 with his thumb in the air, eyeing up drivers.
Complaining about the lack of interest, Halfon said: “I just don’t understand it. I voted against the gays, against peasants getting more money, against capping rail fares and voted for those lazy cripples to be evicted if they don't pay up."
“None of these fuckers will give me a lift. It was only the other week I had Eric Pickles here opening a kebab shop. What more do these people want?"
“I just don’t get it. That blonde bird from BuzzFeed thought I was the dog’s bollocks.”