Angela Merkel and François Hollande have announced even greater integration within the Eurozone within the limits of current treaties it has been announced.

As David Cameron launches his bid to reclaim powers from Brussels, this announcement undermines all that he hopes to achieve.

'It's more than a little embarrassing' said a senior civil servant on condition of anonymity.

'Cameron is now basically reduced to a pathetic cuckold, sitting in the corner wanking whilst Merkel and Hollande fuck and point and laugh at him.'

'When are British politicians, and the British people, going to realise the Empire is dead, we aren't Fortress Britain and we need to integrate?'

'Instead we are left on the sidelines spunking in our own eye. Pathetic.'

 
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