Russia has begun it's greatest mobilisation of its air force for its largest exercise in its history.
Utilising a MIG-29 and a Cessna with a missing rear wheel, both planes will take part in dogfight practise.
'This is, *hick* a major exercise.' said General Igor Blogdanovitch, clutching a bottle of Kazakh Vodka.
'The MIG will practise shooting the Cessna. Then the unarmed Cessna will do the same.'
'The MIG will fire *hick* dummy rounds. Did anyone check if the missiles were dummy missiles? No? It'll probably be ok.'
The funeral for the Cessna pilot will be held this Friday.
Utilising a MIG-29 and a Cessna with a missing rear wheel, both planes will take part in dogfight practise.
'This is, *hick* a major exercise.' said General Igor Blogdanovitch, clutching a bottle of Kazakh Vodka.
'The MIG will practise shooting the Cessna. Then the unarmed Cessna will do the same.'
'The MIG will fire *hick* dummy rounds. Did anyone check if the missiles were dummy missiles? No? It'll probably be ok.'
The funeral for the Cessna pilot will be held this Friday.