City Trader Miles Quincey has been imprisoned for his part in the Libor scandal.
The Libor rate, which determines how trades do, er, something, was manipulated to such a degree that Miles and his team of traders were able to defraud the system to the sum of £1 million per year.
Described by colleagues as 'a supremely intelligent and clever man' but by everyone else as 'a greedy, self-centred, irresponsible bag of stale cunt juice', Quincey has been jailed for 5 years.
'I honestly haven't a clue about anything that has been said in the past 2 weeks of trial, but it all sounded pretty bad. So I gave him 5 years.'
'Can I go back to the care home now?' said the Judge.