Cognitive Dissonance, the ability to hold two contrasting thoughts and emotions about the same thing, is to be renamed Moby.
The American singer-songwriter has long been a creator of this phenomenon and is the epitome of the feeling.
'I really love his music' said Jeff Brown from Stoke.
'From his earlier house beats to his late 90s peak, there is a huge catalogue of stunningly good dance music.'
'But he's such an odious little toad with a punchable face.'
'He's always banging on about veganism and he points out your flaws to your face. He's like a scrawny Piers Morgan. The twat.'
The American singer-songwriter has long been a creator of this phenomenon and is the epitome of the feeling.
'I really love his music' said Jeff Brown from Stoke.
'From his earlier house beats to his late 90s peak, there is a huge catalogue of stunningly good dance music.'
'But he's such an odious little toad with a punchable face.'
'He's always banging on about veganism and he points out your flaws to your face. He's like a scrawny Piers Morgan. The twat.'