The person who is employed to point to free self checkout tills has the worlds most futile job it has been announced.
Highlighting a free till, which customers should be capable of doing themselves as usually they are hawkeyed enough to spot a bargain worth stealing from someone elses basket, is soul crushing and suicide inducing.
'I have no life' said Ash Kennedy, till pointer for Asda.
'I say 'There's one free over there' for 8 hours a day. To morons buying sweets for their feral, obese kids.'
'I would commit suicide but I am now so indoctrinated I can't do anything unless I'm told their is one free. Is there a free knife to end it all? I don't know. Nobody has pointed to one.'
'I've soiled myself too. Nobody told me there was a free toilet. Or where it was.'
'Just fucking end it now.'
Highlighting a free till, which customers should be capable of doing themselves as usually they are hawkeyed enough to spot a bargain worth stealing from someone elses basket, is soul crushing and suicide inducing.
'I have no life' said Ash Kennedy, till pointer for Asda.
'I say 'There's one free over there' for 8 hours a day. To morons buying sweets for their feral, obese kids.'
'I would commit suicide but I am now so indoctrinated I can't do anything unless I'm told their is one free. Is there a free knife to end it all? I don't know. Nobody has pointed to one.'
'I've soiled myself too. Nobody told me there was a free toilet. Or where it was.'
'Just fucking end it now.'