Nothing.
Fuck all.
Nowt.
Doesn't effect you in the slightest. Despite it being plastered on every news site as headline news. Has no bearing on the lives of the vast majority of British people.
Nada.
Zip.
Absocuntinglutely no cunting thing at cunting all.
Apparently there is a new kink in the Central Line (we've no idea either) that Londonists are banging on about.
Does this matter either?
Nope.