Calls for FIFA to be scrapped have been quashed by those suggeting the name recognition and degree of cool is too great.
Head of the FA, Greg Dyke, said 'Although FIFA is more corrupt than a Sicillian Mafia porn shoot, it's got a really cool name.'
Speaking whilst playing FIFA 16 on his PS4, Mr. Dyke continued 'We have been playing around with some other names but they are all terrible.'
'We tried to capture the young market with 'International Federation of Footballing Youth' but it was a bit Iffy.'
'And the less said abouth the Footballing Union of Collective Kicks the better.'
'Although my 16 year old son did come up with Collective Leagues Institute Transforming Ordinary, Regional & International Soccer
'Theres something not quite right about it. But I'll put my finger on it.'
Head of the FA, Greg Dyke, said 'Although FIFA is more corrupt than a Sicillian Mafia porn shoot, it's got a really cool name.'
Speaking whilst playing FIFA 16 on his PS4, Mr. Dyke continued 'We have been playing around with some other names but they are all terrible.'
'We tried to capture the young market with 'International Federation of Footballing Youth' but it was a bit Iffy.'
'And the less said abouth the Footballing Union of Collective Kicks the better.'
'Although my 16 year old son did come up with Collective Leagues Institute Transforming Ordinary, Regional & International Soccer
'Theres something not quite right about it. But I'll put my finger on it.'