A new lung cancer treatment developed by drug company Roche could see cancer death rates drop by over 50% it was announced yesterday.
The news has been met with elation by vapers outside pubs everywhere.
'I couldn't be happier!' said Ken Block, 56 of Hull.
'I've been smoking this jumped up torch for three years now. In all honesty it's shite. It tastes like arsehole.'
'But a 50% drop in mortality rates? Fuck it, I'll take it.'
'Hey, Marjorie love, have you heard about this? Let's get back on the fags!'