The title for the secone of the Star Wars sequel trilogy was announced today as 'The Force Takes A Valium'
Speaking from its trailer in a Burbank studio backlot, The Force, who prefers to be called Jeff, spoke of this latest news.
'Honestly I can't wait. I'm exhausted.' it said.
'Firstly I was a mystical energy binding the universe together. Then I got used to chuck a couple of proton torpedos at the Death Star.'
'Next I'm pulling light sabres out of ice, lifting X Wing fighters, fighting myself as father and son, lifting droids in forest chairs and fighting myself as father and son again.'
'That was exhausting enough. Then I was expected to squeeze myself into these tiny little microbe things called midiclorians and create all sorts of shenanigans. And let me tell you, with an arse like this, I'm not squeezing anywhere!'
'Finally I'm supposed to 'Awaken' this December. My friend said to me 'Jeff, how do you cope?' And the truth is I don't.'
'So for Episode 8 I'm having a long sleep. And if any fucker tries to waken me, I'll crush his bastard wind pipe. Got it?'