Coverage of tomorrows general erection is being covered by a variety of outlets by various journalists including former army officer. Major Boner.
ITV News head David Tool said 'I've got Major Boner.'
He continued 'Boner will penetrate the clammy fog of election news and squirrel his way to the warm security of the muff.'
'He'll be partnered by Julia Clam who will open herself to the advancing masses and welcome them into her warm embrace.'
'Boner and Clam, together at last, will grind out television worthy of a climactic event.'
'Has anyone got any cigarettes?'
ITV News head David Tool said 'I've got Major Boner.'
He continued 'Boner will penetrate the clammy fog of election news and squirrel his way to the warm security of the muff.'
'He'll be partnered by Julia Clam who will open herself to the advancing masses and welcome them into her warm embrace.'
'Boner and Clam, together at last, will grind out television worthy of a climactic event.'
'Has anyone got any cigarettes?'