Ash Kennedy, an office worker from Hull has spoken of his joy at getting a new job with a zero hours contract.
Speaking from his flat above a kebab shop Ash said 'This really does give me the flexibility I need in life.'
'I wait in the mornings for the phone call or text message that says no work today. Then I engage in my multiple hobbies.'
He continued 'Picking out belly button fluff is fun. Trying to keep warm through synchonised limb rubbing is another one.'
'But my personal favourite is enforced weight loss through starvation.'
'There's nothing quite like living above a takeaway and smelling all that food whilst in stomach cramping agony.'
'Sometimes I go downstairs amd wait patiently at the back door panting with my tongue out. The chef occasionally throws me a piece of kebab meat.'
'So yes, zero hours contracts. They really are the good life.'
Speaking from his flat above a kebab shop Ash said 'This really does give me the flexibility I need in life.'
'I wait in the mornings for the phone call or text message that says no work today. Then I engage in my multiple hobbies.'
He continued 'Picking out belly button fluff is fun. Trying to keep warm through synchonised limb rubbing is another one.'
'But my personal favourite is enforced weight loss through starvation.'
'There's nothing quite like living above a takeaway and smelling all that food whilst in stomach cramping agony.'
'Sometimes I go downstairs amd wait patiently at the back door panting with my tongue out. The chef occasionally throws me a piece of kebab meat.'
'So yes, zero hours contracts. They really are the good life.'