The prospect of a second general election in 2015 has been described as more horrifying than Noel Edmond's mullet.
Edmond's coiffured labrador wig is unchanged in 30 years and has opinions to match.
'These immigrants bring nothing but crime and pestilence' said the wig.
But imagine being forced to undergo another 8 weeks of brazen lies, brain-fades and newspapers acting as the soap box of a single rich man.
In such circumstances, a racist wig is surely a blessing.
And it has the added bonus of being likely to say something beyond the pale in front of a commissioning editor.
Then it's bye bye Edmonds. And that's something we could all vote for. The malingering little cock.
Edmond's coiffured labrador wig is unchanged in 30 years and has opinions to match.
'These immigrants bring nothing but crime and pestilence' said the wig.
But imagine being forced to undergo another 8 weeks of brazen lies, brain-fades and newspapers acting as the soap box of a single rich man.
In such circumstances, a racist wig is surely a blessing.
And it has the added bonus of being likely to say something beyond the pale in front of a commissioning editor.
Then it's bye bye Edmonds. And that's something we could all vote for. The malingering little cock.