Pope Francis has announced he will be making a pro-green announcement because his followers are incapable of deciding things unless their imaginary friend tells them to.
In a new edict on eco-friendlyness, the pope will oder his followers to recycle their rubbish, buy solar panels for their houses and switch to a low carbon car.
Henry Frantch, devoted catholic and grown adult who believes in people living in clouds said 'I am so glad for this advice'
'I have been hearing a lot from extremely intelligent and knowledgeable people telling me to live a more sustainable life.'
'But I ignored them as his holiness had not told me what to do yet.'
'I think those clever people are correct. But they don't believe in dead people with wings so I ignore them.'
'Now excuse me. I have to give 20% of my salary to the man dressed in black in the big ornate building who seems to be constantly surrounded by quite a few children with 1000 yard stares.'