E L James, author of the 50 Shades of Grey book series, has released a new novel.
Set in the same story as her other 427 books, this tale tells the story of the dysfunctional relationship between Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele from the perspective of a red buttplug called Frank.
Told in the first person, the story begins with Frank being lubed up. As the story progresses, the account becomes a harrowing tale of rectal examination and praying for colonic irrigation.
As the novel concludes, Frank shows his utter relief at being lost down the back of a sofa, never to be seen again where he forms a friendship with a dust mite.
E L James has announced her next novel will be told from the perspective of a used condom on the floor.