Britain's Got Talent judge Amanda Holden has revealed that the tightrope walking dog was not the only stunt performer at the weekend.
Following the controversy of her wearing a low cut dress exposing that she possesses breasts, she admitted that a usual reliable body part was malfunctioning
'It's been really warm of late and the old nipples arent performing as they should. So I have scuplted some fake ones from pencil erasers.'
This is not, of course, the first bit of fakery we were exposed to this weekend. The winner used a stunt dog called Chase to perform the tightrope, tunnels and symphony composition.
The actual dog, Matisse, is apparently quite sedate. Stupid, talentless and capable of licking balls, Amanda Holden is 44.
Following the controversy of her wearing a low cut dress exposing that she possesses breasts, she admitted that a usual reliable body part was malfunctioning
'It's been really warm of late and the old nipples arent performing as they should. So I have scuplted some fake ones from pencil erasers.'
This is not, of course, the first bit of fakery we were exposed to this weekend. The winner used a stunt dog called Chase to perform the tightrope, tunnels and symphony composition.
The actual dog, Matisse, is apparently quite sedate. Stupid, talentless and capable of licking balls, Amanda Holden is 44.