The Daily Mail in a fit of standard daily hysteria has set fire to itself after noticing that it was printed in black and white, the very same colours as the ISIS flag.
Applying its usual level of rigour and self-discipline, the Mail concluded that as the colours were the same, the Daily Mail must support ISIS.
'It's obvious' said the owner Paul Dacre.
'Never let it be said we jump to ridiculous conclusions based on no evidence then spread these lies as facts to a gullible and scared public.'
'But the ISIS flag is black and white. Anything else still remaining as black and white must be sympathetic to their global Islamic takeover.'
'This includes penguins, vicars, Zebras and of course our favourite TV show, The Black & White Minstrels.'
'But most of all be afraid of magpies, especially if there is just one of them.'
'They bring islamic sorrow and that means your hands will be chopped off.'
Applying its usual level of rigour and self-discipline, the Mail concluded that as the colours were the same, the Daily Mail must support ISIS.
'It's obvious' said the owner Paul Dacre.
'Never let it be said we jump to ridiculous conclusions based on no evidence then spread these lies as facts to a gullible and scared public.'
'But the ISIS flag is black and white. Anything else still remaining as black and white must be sympathetic to their global Islamic takeover.'
'This includes penguins, vicars, Zebras and of course our favourite TV show, The Black & White Minstrels.'
'But most of all be afraid of magpies, especially if there is just one of them.'
'They bring islamic sorrow and that means your hands will be chopped off.'