A man has finally acknowledged he cannot escape the shame of purchasing a U2 record.

Colin Miles, 37 from the Wirral, said 'it was 20 years ago.'

'Hardly anybody had the internet so we had no way of knowing that Bono was a colossal cunt.'

'I was 17 and really liked 'Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me.' So I bought it on CD single.'

'To make matters worse, it was made for Batman Forever which, with the exception of Batman & Robin, was the biggest bucket of arse squirt ever to stain a cinema screen.'

'I've tried to forget. And to forgive my 17 year old self. But I just can't.'

'I was, am, and will always be, a prick for buying that overpriced drinks coaster.'

 
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