Tony Blair's new role in the EU as Anti-Semitism watchdog has been described as giving somebody the clap then handling them a condom.
Mustafah Al Zabadi, head of Jewish Muslim Peace Initiative said 'If he was so worried about the rise of anti-semitism, why didn't he do something when he was peace envoy?'
'He spent most of his time swanning around posh hotels in Tel Aviv instead of fighting for the Palestinian people which woukd have helped reduce tensions with Israel and reduced anti-semitism.'
'So now, after doing precisely fuck all to counter such hateful feelings by acting for Palestine, he is now going to root out hateful feelings.'
'That he helped nurture. By doing fuck all. Oh yeah, and invading Iraq.'
'What a smarmy cunt. When is he going to do us all a favour and fuck off a long way?'