Prince Harry has been knighted for hus extensive charity work it was announced today.
Given the accolade in a private ceremony known as 'kissing Her Majesty's Ring', Harry was awarded his knighthood for bravely overcoming the hardships he has to endure.
The official announcement publication read as follows:
'His Royal Highness Prince Henry of Wales is recognised for his contributions to the income of growers of medicinal hemp and for his continued refusal to give the media a hair sample for DNA testing.'
'He has overcome his disability to prove that gingers can become Princes too, especially if it's hereditary.'
'Congratulations. Now let's all get wasted.'