Apple's Beats Pill speaker has been recalled due to its propensity to burst into flames at any time for no apparent reason.
The unstable and erratic speaker was to be renamed the Bill O'Reilly Speaker due to its similarity to the notorious lunatic.
However Apple said the combustion issue means the rename is to be put on hold.
'Our Pill Speaker may, on occasion, get a smidge warm. On very, very rare occasions it may set fire to you, your family and your whole fucking house.'
'Our business model does not account for burning our customers to death so we thought it best to issue the recall.'