Voice of an Avenging Angel, Charlotte Church, has lent her support to this past weekend's anti-austerity march.
Speaking from the front of the largest demo London has seen for many years, Church said 'Austerity is immoral, unethical and the rich should pay 70% tax.'
'And whilst I'm here, have you ever thought George Osborne looks a bit like a distended scrotum crossed with Fred West? He certainly reminds me of an evil pair of bollocks.'
Osborne has said that despite the march, his £12 billion welfare cuts will still go ahead and will be detailed in the upcoming budget.
'We have used the TV pictures, CCTV and drones to identify every single demonstrator this weekend' said Osborne.
'Watch their child and disability benefit dissappear in a week. After all, if they can afford to march and can physically get to the march, they must have abandoned their kids and wheelchairs to get there.'
'So they don't need benefits. We are fair like that. And in no way heartless bastards who should fuck off to Monaco and drown ourselves in a swimming pool of Champagne.'