Men's inability to function like normal human beings when women in hotpants walk past has been blamed for the national GDP drop of 84%
Speaking about this phenomenon, Professor Charles Langtree of Felchfield Polytechnic said 'This happens every year around this time.'
'Summer comes and women liberate themselves of the confines of clothing and walk with confidence safe in the knowledge they are independent, intelligent and proud modern women.'
'Meanwhile, men stand there and gibber like a colossoal hormone fuelled wreck, all sense of judgment and dignity thrown out of the metaphorical window as IQs plummet to the teens and feeble little tents set up camp in the groin.'
'Frankly, it's pathetic. It's embarrassing, humiliating and downright offensive.'
'I cannot.......hmmmm? What?'
We had to end the interview at this point as the Professor noticed some women showing a whole square inch more of skin than usual.