A police officer has tasered a dwarf in a wheelchair in an act of random violence never before seen.
Constable Tony Jones said 'I heard a commotion and turned and saw the imp. It was Tyrion Lannister and he's a conniving little shit so I tasered him.'
The victim is at least 20 years older than Peter Dinklage, the actor who plays Tyrion. He also had grey hair and was clean shaven. And in no way resembled the Hollywood actor.
'Yeah but they all look the same don't they? All them midgets or dwarves or whatever it is you call them these days.'
When asked if, indeed as he said he had done, he mistook the man for Tyrion Lannister, he felt the need to taser a fictional character?
Officer Jones at this point became stuck in a perpetual loop of incomprehension so we left him be.