Partick Thistle have released images of their new match day mascot and the reaction has been overwhelmingly negative.
Turner prize nominee David Shrigley designed what has variously been described as 'a fever dream', a 'malignant tumour' and 'Piers Morgan's puckered arsehole'
'What the fuck is that thing?' said Karl Brennan, lifelong Partick fan.
'We have to put up with enough pain and agony supporting this shite team without having to look at a mascot that might induce epilepsy.'
'I used to see things like that. It was all the fucking skag I used to do. It took me 6 years to get clean. Now you show me that fucking monstrosity?'
'Get away you cunt.'