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The G7 nations have promised all electricity will be generated from non fossil fuel sources by 2100.
Asked why it would take another 85 years, the leaders acknowledged that it was best mot to annoy the world's current oil billionaires
'Our nations wouldn't be where they are today without the investment in our infrastructure, jobs and my reelection campaign that our oil billionaires make' said David Cameron.
'It seems only fair that the children who will inherit these riches get the opportunity to enjoy their wealth for a full life span.'
'But the line is drawn here. No more after today. Although the head of BP is expecting. And Samantha and I are toying with another one.'
'So in conclusion, the world's electricity will be generated by non-fossil fuel methods eventually. Some day. At some point. When we can be bothered.'