The five Labour Leadership candidates did not instill the nation with confidence yesterday when they campaigned in the wrong country.
Heading for the GMB Union conference in Belfast, the candidates took a detour and ended up at the Citywest conference centre in Dublin.
'This will do.' Andy Burnham was heard to say. When asked who they were by hotel staff they told them they were here to debate the Labour leadership.
'I told them they were in the wrong country and they needed to head north to Belfast. But they just ignored me and kept asking me to calm down dear boy.' said 86 year old doorman Mick Johnson.
'So I lost it and bellowed 'Feck off back to Britain you gobshites. None of this has been yours since 1922. For the last time you're in the wrong fucking country!'
'They just stared and laughed at me.'
'Pricks.'