News that Magaluf authorities hace enacted a no drinking law from 10pm to 8am have been met with laughs of derision it emerged today.
Speaking from a piss soaked gutter on the Magaluf strip, student Ash Kennedy said of the law 'Have they met the British?'
'Nothing will keep us from our 2 weeks of spending almost 3 months collected wages getting fucked out of our skulls and catching at least 3 STDs.'
'Life in Britain is so mind-numbingly shite that 2 weeks of hedonistic mind wrecking is the only way to cope with life.'
'I'll fight anyome who tries to take that away. At least I would if I could stand and I hadn't pissed myself.'
'This law is like putting a plaster on a massive gash.'
'Hur hur. Gash.'