The news that HSBC will be rebranding its banks has been met with laughter and people spitting out their drinks it emerged today.
The ever popular high street bank, that has been helping the rich avoid tax, thought a rebrand would help.
'What do they think they are doing? said Mike Fenton, 29.
'We are going to notice the change. You can't polish a turd'
'What are they going to rebrand it as anyway? Change the name from 'High Street Banking Cunts' to just 'Cunts'?'