David Cameron has added international corruption to the agenda of the G7 conference in the wake of the FIFA scandal it was announced today.
A spokesman for the Prime Minister said 'He's doing it for shits and giggles.'
'He knows any such investigation in the UK would expose a cabal of tax evading, greedy immoral bastards chucking money at the Conservative Party making it effectively a privatised government of the rich.'
'But what you have to remember is, he doesn't give a shit. He has money coming out of his ears. And so do all his friends.'
'And they bet him the £12 billion he is cutting from public services her wouldn't do it.'
'Well of course he would. He wouldn't want to disappoint his Buller mates would he?'