A massive data breach on US government workers has led to concerns among American public servants.

National Park Administrator Ash Kennedy said 'My work PC use includes my lunch break.'

'We are allowed to use it for personal use. All I can say to China is this. Please feel free to clean out my bank account. Just please, have mercy, don't release my porn search history!'

'I won't deny that I have a thing for Hilary Clinton. But it's her policies I love. Not how much she reminds me of my first girlfriend and my mother.'

'Oh stop these thoughts now and just end it all. I can't take it. Just kill me now.'

 
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