Jeb Bush announced his candidacy for the Presidency of the United States Yesterday.
Standing in front of a packed crowd, the Republican Governor of Florida spoke amid waving 'Jeb' placards.
'Today I have an announcement.' he said.
'I President announce my nominal!'
The crowd spontaneously erupted before soon silencing, realising they were unsure just what he had said.
'Let me be clear. My President is announced a candidacy.'
'That is to say, the United States I want win priority election.'
'So to be clear, Vote Jeb for Resident of Unions Rates.'
'Oh fuck it, I'll just stay as Governor.'