As Greece comes perilously close to defaulting on its IMF loan repayment, the nation has been forced to seek refinancing from Amigo Loans.
However seeking a guarantor for the loan has been difficult.
'We believed we qualified for the loan' said deputy finance minister Patrick Tatopoulos.
'But it seems our none tie wearing, open necked, waltz around like you own the place, blame everyone else Mediterranean swagger might have pissed one or two people off.'
'It seems if you refuse to make your populace pay their tax and then blame everyone else for your country fucking up, you tend to alienate people.'
'We are Billy No Amigos.'